Whatever Happened To White Dog Poop?
Image from a shadow of my former self
Anyone remember white dog poop? We do too, it brings back nostalgic memories of childhood and playing in the park.
Seen Any Lately?
When was the last time you saw (or almost stepped in) a white pile? It’s been awhile, hasn’t it? Although this is a strange mystery to pursue, the answer is perfectly logical.
As it turns out, diet is the defining factor.
Back In The Day
Meat and bones used to comprise a large part of the domestic dogs diet, as a result their poop was rich in calcium. After a few days, water and organic components evaporated from their poop and what remained became dry, hard and turned white with calcium.
Diet of Convenience
Today’s dogs are fed from bags, tin cans and packets, with the occasional table scrap thrown in. None of which are natural. Dogs these days rarely consume enough calcium to create the whitening effect on their poop.
Don’t Take Our Word For It
Do your own experiment, throw your dog a bone or two, (preferably beef, don’t feed your dog chicken bones) and see if it gives you a taste of bit of childhood nostalgia for white dog poop.
IN MY COUNTRY THIS IS A DELICACY
In Soviet Russia, calcium eats dog!
white shit
That looks yummy-liscious.
actually the thing about chicken bones is a fallacy.
chicken bones are fine,as are any other bones,as long as they are raw.
believe it or not dogs are evolved to eat raw food
as in the wild they do not have the secret of mans red fire,and they do not have access to tinned dog or even dried dog food
cooked bones can splinter,in a dangerous way,raw bones do not.
Great comments – entertaining and even informative (dogs not having the secret of man’s red fire, nor access to tinned or even dry dog food in the wild).
IT’S ALL A LIE!!!11! IT’S A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY TO TAKE AWAY WHITE DOG POOP BECAUSE WHITE DOG POOP IS IMPORTANT TO THE LIBERAL AGENDA TO PROVE THAT WE WALKED ON THE MOON SOMEHOW!!1!11! Also, God.
I used to dress my dog in cute little Hitler outfits. A neighbor complained, so I stopped. Now he poops a range of colors.
White dog poops are great in soups. They add a nice mellow flavor to most roadkill stews too.
I want to eat Donnie’s golden poops of wealth and intelligence!
My dogs regularly eat raw bones, including chicken bones which are perfectly safe if uncooked, and never have any white poop.
But.. I thought it was anal fungus.
white poop matters (WPM)
don’t discriminate, white and brown poop are equally important; just different
This proves “white privelege” is old shit.
I’ve never seen white poop, because if I don’t pick up my dogs shit out of the yard every day, my father beats me with jumper cables.
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I used to feed my dogs exclusively raw food. My English Mastiff would eat a whole raw chicken in 8 minutes. His poop was always white, never smelled bad, and generally would dry out and blow away in a day or two. Much healthier too!
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This is where my people originated!
I would like to add that, (most), dogs today are inbred slaves who’s only purpose is to entertain and soothe the suffering of humans and these dogs have (d)evolved beyond recognition of what they used to be in the wild. Fucksake some breeds can barerally breed or breathe properly.
So yeah.. hooray humans!
In my country we are cook white shit and pretend is potato.
This is my Breakfast.
Eat Dogs
To the idiot who says they feed their dogs chicken bones regularly as long as their not cooked, it doesn’t matter. All it takes is 1 splintering to fuck up your dog, not a lot over time.
I ate a white dog shit as a double dare when i was 15, it was so dry.
mmnnn… that’s a real good poop….
I knew a boy used it as chalk, very talented artist. Bring these retro art tools back!
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Kardaki made me wander, do you think poop-chalk smells like Picasso?
All they pooped was dust in the wiiiiiind! Ohhhh hoooooooo!
Yummy! Not as spicy as brown shit but more nourishing.
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I was concerned something was wrong with my dog because I see white poo around. I only clean up the poo once every other week or so so I guess in that amount of time, the sun turns them white. She eats a raw diet with bones ground in.
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Chalk in dogfood also acted as a kind of doggy toothpaste.
Dogs had bright shiny white teeth back in the ’70s.
My dog eats lots of toothpaste, so he allways has white poop. Thats great, just like living in the old days.
I HAVE BIG FAT DONG
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Ahhh nostalgia!
jesus man thats fucked up, makes me wanna get wrecked on loads of drugs hahaha
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I love white dog pooh,
I cook it in my stew.
I love white dog pooh,
I hope that you do too.
Im not so keen on brown,
It really makes me frown.
but at least I’m not a nazi like everyone in AfD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shot to set out and blue on and five seconds now we know right now we have from this oh i mean in this situation right the unless it’s free damage.
Wowowlwow this is new species of dog shit ?
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Look. All dog shyte is evil. Eat it.
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I just ripped a white fart and it puffed out a cloud like steam looking thing
Hapi 2020 to all purebloids. May al ur poopies be the brightest of white just like ur children’s skin xxxxx
Do all of you here know each other? Because man, times have passed, and you all seem to get it in the same exact way. I understood very little, but laughed my arse off.
I thought it was because now days It gets cleaned up so it don’t get a chance to sit there get mouldy a go white and even sometimes white hairy mould
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